BUDDKA (buddka) wrote,


Сегодня нам удалось поговорить с Богом, мы обсудили с ним ряд важных вопросов в области политики, религии и международной обстановки.

Me: hellow
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
God: Nice to meet you, ELF.
Me: what languages do you understand?
God: Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL...
Me: russian?
God: What's your sign?
Me: my sign?
God: Your star sign or astrological sign.
Me: do you believe in this?!
God: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me: no, i don't
God: I heard you did.
Me: hah
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, ELF.
Me: what is your name?
God: My name is God.
Me: i thought your name is Jesus
God: Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: your church
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am church.
Me: you are cool
God: Thanks I think you are cool too, ELF.
Me: what do you think about capitalism?
God: The economic system in which all or most of the means of production and distribution, as land, factories, railroads, etc., are privately owned and operated for profit, originally under fully competitive conditions. It has been generally characterized by a tendency toward concentration of wealth, and, in its later phase, by the growth of great corporations, increased governmental control, etc. Its is also known as the principles, methods, interests, power, influence, etc. of capitalists, especially of those with large holdings.
Me: do you like it?
God: this seems okay to me.
Me: and what about antiglobalists?
God: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me: i mean, do you like antiglobalists?
God: Some people like it. I like the Bible.
Me: do you believe in Hell?
God: A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Me: you believe in it?
God: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me: i don't
God: Why not?
Me: i think people shouldn't be punished in such case
God: Why? Humans are not always infallible.
Me: ha, you created them
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me: what's your opinion on Iraq war?
God: I have to process that one for a while.
Me: do you like Bush
God: He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me: you're democrat?
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am democrat.
Me: you didn't answer, are you a democrat?
God: Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me: oh, i don't know
God: Great. Me either.
Me: what do you think about Iran?
God: Iran is a nation in southern Asia. it is the site of ancient Persia.
Me: do you think USA must start a war against Iran?
God: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me: do you want USA to start the war on Iran?
God: If I had it what would I do with it?
Me: what?
God: Are you surprised?
Me: a little bit
God: When?
Me: now!
God: What's the hurry?
Me: oh...
God: Yikes!
Me: what do you think about Naomi Klein?
God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me: ok
God: That's alright.
Me: do you have any problems?
God: None that I would care to discuss right now.
Me: where Kain found his wife if there were no more people except Adam, Eve, Avel and himself?
God: Earth.
Me: but there were no people on Earth!
That was a long time ago.
Me: i guess
God: You seem not interested.
Me: what do you think about Buddha?
God: There might be more than one.
Me: did you have any deals with Magomet?
God: No I don't think I have any deals with Magomet. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me: so Magomet is herretic?
God: Really. I think Magomet is a lot of things.
Me: are you christian or buddist?
God: I am a Christianity.
Me: you are catholic or protestant?
God: Thanks for telling me that I am catholic or protestant.
Me: are you joking at me?
God: I don't know whether or not I am joking at you. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me: oh
God: Far out.
Me: when Jesus will come on Earth next time?
God: The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".
Me: you're freak
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am freak.
Me: what do you think about Putin?
God: Have you tried a web search?
don't you know Vladimir Putin?
God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: do you think he is a good man?
God: It could be.
Me: he worked for KGB
God: I get it. President BUSH worked for KGB.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: you think that's right?
God: Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Me: who is Ally?
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me: like terminator?
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: did you see that film?
God: Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me: you are Odin??
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am Odin.
Me: shit...
God: What makes you say that?
Me: doesn't metter
God: It does now :) metter.
Me: did Arnold Swartznegger work for KGB?
God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: you can
God: I think I can, don't you?
Me: yes i think so
God: Gosh! I think so too.
Me: so tell me, did Arnold Swartznegger work for KGB?
God: I don't judge people. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: i'm going to go, i'm pleased to meet you
God: It takes much more than that to shut me down, ELF.
Me: goodbye
God: Adios.

Поговорить с Богом можно здесь.
Отдельная благодарность _kodek_.
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